The beast is done.

Just a quick update today. The weather is fantastic and there’s no wind so we’re doing as many outside jobs as possible that need still conditions.

This morning I pulled five of the stone slabs that form the back fence, including the intimidating one. It’s about 4 1/2 feet by 3 1/2 feet and three inches thick at its thinnest point. I dread to think what it weighs. You can see in the photo how much of it was buried, these fences really aren’t built to be taken down! IMG_7723.JPG

I’ve worked out a technique that uses my body weight to help lever it out of the clay, which makes an asset of being 19 stone, but it still hurts. I need them all out before next Friday, when the cement mixer arrives. A shed is going where these stones currently are and I need to do a lot of ground prep before then.

A nice comfrey bed (or taking the p*ss again).

By Andy Williams.

On a (literally) lighter note, we got the comfrey crowns in yesterday. Comfrey is an amazing plant. It used to be widely used as food, but is now considered potentially toxic so is no longer recommended for eating. Comfrey is attractive, producing flowers ranging from pink to blue. Bees love it. It’s easy to propagate, and is best known as a bioaccumulator. Comfrey roots are huge. The tap root grows down into the subsoil and brings up minerals into its above ground parts. Once established it can be cut several times a year without harm and the leaves either used as a green mulch, essentially a slow release fertiliser, added to compost heaps as an activator, fed to livestock, or made into comfrey tea for feeding plants. It’s easy to propagate, you just take sections of root and plant them. Most varieties self seed to the point of being invasive, but the Bocking 14 variety is sterile, making it more suitable for our uses. Eventually we aim to have it growing under all our fruit trees. It’ll provide good ground cover and can be cut a couple of times a year to feed the trees. No need for any synthetic fertilisers or barrowing materials around the farm, just a walk with a scythe-. This first patch though is to be used for a different purpose. We’re going to have a composting toilet between the veg garden and where the main greenhouse will eventually go. The toilet will have a diversion system for urine, which will go into a short soakaway. The comfrey has been planted either side of where the soakaway will go, to make use of that fertility and convert it into a useful resource. No urine puns from me! You’re welcome.


You don’t need a gym, you need a croft.

By Andy Williams

We all know what a fence looks like. It’s metal wire strung between wooden posts. Usually yes, but there are occasional local variations. In the slate producing areas of north Wales they’re often wire twisted around slate posts. It’s a clever use of what would have been a waste product, and they last a lot longer than virtually any wooden post would. Here in Caithness they have a different variation of a fence. Stone slabs are set upright, with about an inch overlap where they meet. That overlap means that each slab is supported by the slab to either side while supporting both of them at the same time. It’s impossible for any one slab to fall over. Either the whole fence stays up or the whole fence goes over. Caithness tends to be fairly windy, so it’s an excellent solution for livestock. Animals have a solid windbreak to get behind in bad weather. It doesn’t need maintaining like a hedge or fence does. Clever eh? Only one little problem. What if you need to move a solid stone fence?

We have one marking the outline of our back garden, which has stood for 80 years. Over time, the soil inside the garden has built up until the weight of it has slowly pushed the whole fence over at an angle. Its position also means we have to either climb over it or walk around it to get into what will be the veg garden. It’s time for it to go. Simple. Just dig a bit, lift a bit, move onto the next slab, right? In reality it’s not quite that easy, as we discovered yesterday. Every slab is sunk a good two feet into heavy clay soil that hangs onto the stone so well that we have to dig a trench the full depth of the slabs, then lift each out by brute force. They’re typically roughly three feet wide and five feet long, and solid Caithness stone. The real factor in shifting them comes from the thickness, which can vary a lot. The thinner ones I can move fairly easily. I’m not a small person, and after a few months of labouring on the croft I can generally get by. Some of them are three inches thick however, and moving them hurts! In a whole afternoon we only managed to lift out four of them. The way the stones lean into each other means they have to be taken out in order, you can’t just move up and down the row. The next two slabs are  skinny ones. Lovely. But the one after that is three and a half inches thick, and the widest in the whole row. I freely admit it intimidates me. Today my whole upper body aches. I’m giving myself until Monday to recover, then it’s back to the digging. Only thirty of them to go. Doddle. No, really!

The slabs actually have value and are sold second hand locally. We’re going to use them on site. We’re going to turn them into walkways to access the veg garden in wet weather. Barrowing compost, manure and soil amendments out, and harvested crops in, would normally compact the ground and make an awful mess after rain. Not in our garden. We’re having a wide stone pathway running every third bed. It adds functionality to the veg garden at no cost.

Forget the gym. The gym is for the weak. You want The Croft Plan. It’s like a gym, but you never go home. You live at the gym now. And you’ll never leave.


The polyamory of plants.

By Gabrielle Williams.

We brought with us from Yorkshire a motley mixture of plants in pots, numbering about 40, originally from our small back garden. These were herbs, such as oregano and mint, plus perennials including horseradish and ramsons, as well as small shrubs including Buddleia and currants. Also a few trees: rowan, apple, oak and yew. And Kim, our affectionately named pinus Koraiensis, which had served as our Yuletide decoration for 5 years. Between periods of active service, she lived in a large pot in the garden. The Korean pine puts on a new level of horizontal branch growth every year, making a delightful pyramid shape. It’s a productive edible nut variety, producing nuts after about 20-25 years. Handy!

For the last couple of years, Kim looked in desperate need to go into the ground, the upper branches becoming crowded and stunted. All together now: poor Kim! You’ll be relieved to know that one of the first things we did was to plant her into the wet and welcoming ground of Caithness. Sigh of relief all round. Even better, we’ve just introduced Kim to some new friends: the blueberries. In nature, a tree such as the pine will grow with an understory beneath it of other smaller plants which don’t compete with it for resources, such as light and food, forming a mutually beneficial relationship. Pine forests are naturally acidic, as is our field just now, and blueberries are acidophilic plants. In the future, we’ll also plant juniper under more Korean pine. A couple of years ago, during our walking holiday in the Cairngorms, we observed a natural polyculture of pine over juniper and raspberry. Why fight nature? I’d rather try to emulate an ecosystem that works.

Now Kim and friends are enjoying a peaceful retirement with a view of the loch and will become part of our view from the living room window and eventually provide us with nuts and fruit. Thanks, Kim.


Taking the p*ss.

By Gabrielle Williams.

After a breakfast of porridge and a good slug of caffeine, I head outside for the first task of the day: pouring pee. I’m weird? You’re weird! We have an additional ‘water feature’ in our bathroom: a big yellow watering can. Jealous? Our trees have only been in the ground a few weeks and we’re keen to give them every possible assistance to grow well. Urine makes an excellent plant fertiliser, mixed 10/1 with water. It has the added advantage of acting as a deterrent to deer, who would love to nibble on those tender buds and shoots. There’s not a lot of deer pressure in our area of Caithness, but it makes sense to be cautious. Those beasts can jump and our fencing is woeful at the moment. It lets the animals know that humans are here, plus it’s free and plentiful, so the price is right (urine the money! I’m not even sorry). Ideally, avoid pee which contains oestrogen from contraceptives, or any other pharmaceuticals, as this can contaminate your soil. A morning walk round the saplings is a good way to keep a close eye on their progress too and become aware quickly of any issues. Today, I noticed that rodents have been rearranging and nibbling on some of the mulch, so that’s something we’ll be addressing very soon and will be detailed in a future post. A pee days!


Call that a mulch? This is a mulch.

By Andy Williams.


Creeping buttercup is hard to eradicate and what will be our veg garden is overrun with it. We have a plan to sheet mulch large areas with black plastic until next year, then grow in those areas while the areas we’ve grown in this year are mulched for a year. As part of designing the system to be future proof, we’re putting in metre wide paths every third bed. Theoretically they should make wheelchair access easier should it ever be needed, but getting those paths clear of buttercup was posing an interesting problem. Today while clearing rubbish we came across an area that seemed suspiciously garden fork proof, and we came across paving four inches down. Pathway problem solved, and we’ll be able to take wheelbarrows into the veg garden even in wet conditions. Buttercup is tough, eh? Let’s see how it handles being buried under four inches of Caithness stone. IMG_7688.JPG

Our minimal tillage approach.

By Andy Williams.


Until relatively recently, the rotovator was king. If you wanted to establish a vegetable plot you bought, rented or borrowed a rotovator and ground the top foot of soil into a beautiful soft seed bed that you could sink your bare hand into up to your wrist. One of my earliest memories is of watching my grandfather wrestling a machine over his veg plot every spring, and he grew amazing crops. A rotovator can cause issues however. In soil with a high percentage of clay the rotating blades of the machine can have a ‘smearing’ effect at the bottom of the soil being mixed, producing an impenetrable layer. This can hold water in the topsoil rather than letting it percolate down into the subsoil, causing waterlogging. Many plant roots cannot penetrate this compacted layer, causing poor growth and adversely affecting yield. Every time the soil is worked this way the problem becomes even worse.

In recent years, our understanding of soil structure and biology has changed fundamentally. Soil is a living ecosystem, not merely a medium to hold plant roots. Soil in a natural ecosystem forms in distinct layers. Dead plant matter and animal manures are deposited on the surface. Insects, weather and bacteria get to work on it, breaking it down. Worms take some of it down into the lower layers, increasing the organic matter in the soil. Organic matter increases soil’s water holding capacity and provides food for the microbiology living below the surface. Other worms bring up particles from the mineral rich subsoil. As plants are grazed by animals or have the above ground parts harvested by humans, a corresponding amount of the plant’s roots are shed by the plant. The shed roots biodegrade, leaving channels of organic matter through the soil, improving aeration and fertility. The combined effect of these actions creates a healthy soil with a complex structure that supports billions of bacteria and archea. Take a handful of soil in your hand and you’re holding an entire world, teeming with life. The different species of archea and bacteria feed on the organic matter, gels, and each other to form an incredibly complex food web.

In addition to the creatures and plants in soil there is of course a third kingdom, that of fungi, and the fungal interactions in soil are truly remarkable. Fungi form symbiotic relationships with many plant roots. They send out filaments through the soil over huge distances, harvesting resources over a much greater volume of soil than plant roots alone could manage. The fungi exchange these nutrients with plants in exchange for simple sugars, since they are unable to photosynthesise themselves. A plant root is composed of living cells, it takes significant resources to grow and maintain roots. Fungi, on the other hand, send cells out along tubes, the hyphae, that are not actually living tissue in the way a plant root is. Once the fungus is done with that strand it withdraws the living cells back from the tip, along the hyphae, into itself. This is how fungi are able to collect resources much more efficiently than plants alone can. It’s an elegant symbiosis, benefiting both. Fungal hyphae have been observed moving nutrients over 50 metres from their source, and they are now understood to actually communicate with plants, allowing plants of different species to communicate with each other over significant distances. The fungal soil web has been referred to as the internet of the soil for that reason.

The bacteria, archea, insects and worms can feed on the hyphae , and the fungi have mechanisms for killing and harvesting the archea and bacteria. It’s this web, of these billions of creatures feeding, reproducing, dying, interacting with plant tissue and fungal hyphae and being acted upon in turn that produces the natural fertility of living soil.

This is an extremely simplistic explanation of the complex interactions in soil of course. I’ve barely scratched the surface here and research is ongoing. Recent research by Dr Elaine Ingham has found that virtually every soil she has tested contains enough fertility to last for billions of years. The problem is that the fertility is bound up in a way that is not accessible to plants. To make that fertility available takes living processes. Put simply, it’s the living soil web that makes that fertility available to plants in a form they can use. If the right soil life is encouraged, and we have the technology to do this, then we need never use fertilisers ever again. In terms of agriculture, this is a game changer. Still think soil is just dirt? There are recorded lectures by Dr Ingham available on Youtube and I highly recommend them.

What does all this have to do with establishing a veg garden? Even today most experienced gardeners advocate either rototilling or double digging every spring to prepare the growing beds. This smashes apart the delicate soil structure, mixes the layers and destroys the fungal hyphae. It brings up weed seeds from the lower layers. It’s done with the best of intentions of course, to decompact the soil and introduce air into the soil. Recently dug over soil has a beautiful feel, evenly textured and soft. The trouble is that such soil exposed to the elements quickly settles. With the life that gives soil its natural structure destroyed, there’s nothing to hold those air spaces open. Rain washes the particles down into the air spaces and the soil becomes more compacted than it was before it was broken up. It’s a short term solution that is counterproductive in the long term. This is why it needs double digging every spring.

What are the other options then, if the conventionally accepted method has been proven to be destructive? Welcome to no dig. In our context we have serious compaction in the area we want our veg system. Livestock has been kept there for so long that while the soil seems extremely fertile, the action of animal hooves over and over has compacted the ground badly. That compaction has allowed creeping buttercup to dominate the area, and creeping buttercup seeds remain viable a long time. Excavated seeds have been sprouted after 80 years buried deep in the soil. Rotovating would continually bring viable seeds to the surface, it’s one reason it’s so hard to eradicate. Without at least knocking back the buttercup however anything we plant will just get choked out. No dig is not only a good idea for the reasons I’ve already explained, it’s vital on this site.

In a true no dig bed the soil is never dug, just as it sounds. Vegetables are cut at ground level and the roots are left in the ground to add organic matter. Root vegetables are typically just pulled out, which is easy because the soil is soft, or if it’s particularly dry they’re sometimes loosened with a fork to make it easier. Compost and other soil amendments are spread on the soil surface and left for the soil life to incorporate. The beds are never stepped on so they don’t get compacted. Between crops and during the winter the soil is never left bare, it’s mulched. In drier climates than the UK the beds can be mulched with organic matter like straw, even while crops are growing. The mulch is broken down by the soil life and acts as a slow release fertiliser while protecting the soil from erosion and drying out.

In the UK organic mulches are habitat for slugs so are best avoided. Here mulches are typically plastic sheeting that’s tough and lasts for many years, though paper and cardboard are popular with purists who dislike using plastics. Many people adopt something of a compromise, minimal tillage. For high turnover commercial systems the beds need to be replanted quickly, often the same day. Tools exist that till just the top inch or so of the bed, so produce minimal disturbance. In our context, where the soil is very compacted, we’re compromising in order to loosen and aerate the soil but without destroying the structure. This can be done using natural processes if you don’t mind waiting longer than we’re prepared to. The simplest technique is applying a thick layer of manure or other rich organic matter, covering it with mulch and letting nature take its course. Another way would be to plant a closely spaced crop of something with a deep taproot like daikon radish and leave it for a season. We want to be able to grow at least some crops this year, so we’ve invested in a tool that is perfect for our croft. Meet the broadfork.IMG_7676.JPG

This is a two handed fork with deep tines, that are shaped into a parabolic curve rather than the straight tines on a conventional garden fork. To use you stand on the crossbar and wiggle the handles a little to force the tines into the ground. Then you lean back using your body weight to pull the handles toward you. The tines lift the soil a little but don’t destroy the structure. You lift the fork clear of the soil, move it back 8 inches or so and repeat. Keep going until you run out of bed. Our soil was so compacted we had to broadfork it in both directions, but afterwards we could really see the difference. The area that’s been worked is raised and feels springy underfoot.IMG_7649.JPG

Most people who use a broadfork report that after a few years of using it for bed preparation the soil is soft and loose to the full depth of the tines and it’s no longer needed.

We’ve laid out our beds to be 30 inches wide. Many of the tools developed for intensive vegetable production using minimum tillage have been designed for beds of this width and it seems sensible to future proof the layout by going with this width from the start. All of our beds will be 10 metres long so we can have all plastic mulches, weed control fabrics and fleece bed covers the same length. It also makes planning crop rotations and growing the right number of transplants simpler.

After broadforking we’ve added rock dust as a soil amendment and a broad spectrum mycorrhizal inoculant to introduce the beneficial fungi, and topped each bed with a foot of aged goat manure. Finally we’ve leveled the manure and covered each bed with black plastic sheet mulch. We’ll leave them covered until we’re ready to plant. This will warm the soil and any viable seeds in the manure will sprout and die without access to the light. The manure is full of worms. They will hopefully thrive under the mulch, aerating the soil and mixing the rock dust and manure with the aerated soil beneath. With the beds as rich in nutrients as ours are this year only heavy feeding plants will likely do well, but we’ll also be sheet mulching the remaining area and leaving it in place until next spring, by which time the creeping buttercup should be dead or nearly so. This will give us some manured beds and some less fertile, an excellent start to introducing a planned crop rotation.

The plan for 2018.

By Andy Williams.


Our original plan for a campsite was abandoned as my understanding of land use deepened. We do intend to have a diversified income stream, planned for early next year, which I’m not going to go into just yet. What do we have planned for this year? Good question, I’m glad you asked. What’s that you say? I said that in the last blog? Yes. Yes I did. I do that a lot as you’ll see, but I’m glad you’re paying attention. Back to the plan. In sort of, but not exact, order of priority….

  1. Shelter. Caithness is windy. That does have its benefits. For example sheep farming is easier here because there is less of an issue with fly strike, but you know it’s windy when even flies don’t like it. It also tends to keep midges down, and midges absolutely love me. The downside is that too much wind adversely affects the growth of plants and livestock, and there’s no denying it’s that windy here. To that end we’ve designed and partially planted a shelterbelt of trees and large shrubs around the top field. The first phase of that is already in the ground and consists of over 600 trees and shrubs. It’s been complicated by being on a north facing slope, but we’re happy with the result. I’m going to do a video on the design just as soon as the video camera arrives. My phone makes terrible videos.
  2. A shed/workshop. A big one. Our spare room is currently rammed with my workshop tools, gardening tools, hosepipes, my bike… and so on. One end of the lounge has a scythe, the lawnmower, buckets, bags of compost, 150 bamboo canes and a stonking great saw. We had the wheelbarrows in here with us too until they just got too dirty. It feels strangely liberating to push your wheelbarrow down your field, through your garden and straight through your front door, but it had to stop. Clearly, we really need a shed. No farm, even on this scale, ever decided they needed less storage space. It’ll also form a solid windbreak behind the veg garden and protect it from those north winds.
  3. Swales. I love swales. They excite me in ways I have difficulty admitting even to myself. A swale is a ditch very much like a drainage ditch, but dug on contour. It’s typically just dug into the topsoil, and on any kind of slope the removed soil is put on the downslope side to form a bank. Water does not flow along a swale, its purpose isn’t to move water. A swale captures overland water flow and holds it until it infiltrates the ground. On a large scale they can be used to recharge ground water, and when they’re dug on this scale, typically old dried up springs start to flow again. A lot of the literature claims that in our maritime, temperate climate, swales are completely unnecessary and can even cause landslips. Other sources claim that they’re excellent even in our climate. Here I’ll be using them not so much for water capture as to create raised banks, to get our grafted fruit and nut trees up out of the wet. Most known cultivars need “a moist but well drained loam” soil. A lot will do ok under more challenging conditions, but I’d rather give them a better chance to thrive. The water table here is very high, typically only a foot to 18 inches down. It means we’re not likely to need to water trees at any point, but can cause problems and any rain tends to make the pasture boggy because it has nowhere to go. The swale system I’ve designed will hopefully partially dry the pastures, give the trees dry feet, fill integrated small ponds to increase diversity and also give us a degree of resilience to climate change. Weather events are becoming more extreme. We’re predicted to experience even larger extremes of wind, wet and dry weather over coming decades, and the swales can be adjusted easily with a couple of sandbags to increase or decrease water infiltration. We’ll no doubt post about the design and implementation of the swales as we get to it.
  4. Veg garden. A large part of this huge change of lifestyle is producing our own food, with the eventual aim of being virtually self sufficient for veg. We’re going to be putting in a large organic veg system, using minimal tillage techniques, and a significant percentage of perennial veg varieties. We’ll blog about this when we get to it. Tell you what, let’s just take that as a given eh? If I think it’s interesting enough to list here it’s a safe bet I’ll think it’s interesting enough to post about in detail later. Establishing a veg garden is a lot easier with access to plenty of organic matter and luckily (?) we have a garage knee deep in aged goat manure that needs to be dug out anyway. We’ve already started this. It would be a lot quicker if the manure wasn’t mixed in with rubbish.
  5. Chickens. We already have experience of chickens so we’re comfortable with them. We’d have made them higher on the list except there is a lot of fox pressure here, necessitating pretty secure housing for them. Because we want to free range them, that means very secure runs also. Chickens in dense enough concentrations can clear any weeds and crucially for our fields they can apparently take out creeping buttercup. They can make up to 20% of their diet from green forage, so you can turn grass into good quality egg protein with minimal hassle. They also make excellent pest control. Fresh eggs from your own land illustrate the difference between supermarket food and fresh produce better than anything else I can think of. I love boiled eggs. I can eat them by the dozen. Peeling a hard boiled egg is a doddle from the supermarket, but for one of your own eggs to be as easy to peel you have to leave it at room temperature before cooking for at least two weeks or the membrane sticks to the white. It’s not impossible to do, but it’s very fiddly and time consuming. That’s how stale shop bought eggs are typically. That’s how stale all “fresh” food from the supermarket often is. Meat and eggs from pastured chickens is loaded with omegas 3 and 6 and in the right proportions. Meat and eggs from industrially farmed birds barely has any. You just can’t compare them. They’re nutritionally different products.
  6. Fences. Our fences have had it. They’re patched with old pallets, bits of salvaged fishing net and allsorts. They desperately need replacing on three sides. Luckily, the one along the south boundary is in decent condition and that’s the only one with livestock the other side of it. The boundary to our west is just onto a track, that needs something fairly minimal. Once we have bigger animals they’ll be moved daily onto fresh pasture using rotational grazing techniques so it’s the portable electric fencing that will be keeping them in rather than the boundary fence, it doesn’t have to be stock proof. The fences to the north and east are bad but the farmer who owns it is putting in spring oats first this year which buys us a little time there. Fencing just isn’t exciting, but does need doing.
  7. Worm farm. Actually this one could go near the top because I’ve already ordered the bits I need for it and it’s a relatively small job. Worm farms are commercially available of course but can cost in the region of £90. Ours has cost us less than £35. Let’s see how it works before I get too smug though shall we? Kitchen scraps can of course be composted, but if you want to make the best of any organic waste it’s better to put it through an animal. It’s currently illegal in the UK to feed kitchen wastes from non vegan households to chickens or pigs so the best we can do is to pass those scraps through worms. This will give us beautiful worm castings and worm juice. Worm juice is amazing for plants.

Other miscellaneous bits and pieces we’ll get to eventually include demolishing the old garage, painting the outside of the cottage, putting in a kitchen, boarding the loft and maybe even starting to clear the 4 feet of compacted goat manure from the barn. I really need to dig out the cast iron bath full of water and rubble in the middle of the veg garden too.


Jobs we’ve already started on include clearing the site of all the junk. We’ve already filled two skips with scrap including five washing machines and three ovens.


The south side of the garage had been used as a tip. It’s still an ongoing job. It’s impossible to sink a spade into the ground without hitting buried plastic inside the house plot and gardens, I’ve found it a foot underground in places. We’ve planted three large rows of Jerusalem artichoke to the north of the veg garden to act as a windbreak before the shed gets built. Amazing plants, they can grow to 7 feet tall and are a perennial edible.

Let’s see how much of it we can get done, shall we?

I’ll finish this post on a positive note. It’s not often you get a pleasant surprise from a septic system but that’s what happened today. Our septic tank doesn’t drain to a soakaway, it runs through a pipe under the access road and discharges into a drainage ditch. When we moved in I repeatedly tried to find exactly where on the ditch the pipe emptied, but all that remained of the ditch was little more than a slight depression with no signs of any pipe whatsoever. A couple of weeks ago, after drainage problems, I went prospecting with my spade. I found the pipe about 2 feet below the surface, blocked by soil. After a couple of hours, I’d managed to dig enough of a trench to give us a little downhill flow and another hour with drain rods unblocked the pipe. Marvelous. That, I sincerely hoped, was that. I’ve kept half an eye on it since because old septic systems are notoriously unreliable. Today I glanced into it as I usually do when I pass it and saw water flowing. I knew no water was running from the house, so I looked closer. At the head of the drainage ditch, just below the septic outfall, a spring has started running. OK, so you’d not want to use that water for anything directly but it’s running water. We are going to make use of it indirectly instead. We’re going to plant comfrey on the sides of the trench to take up some of the nutrient in the water, which we can cut a couple of times a year to fertilise food crops. It’s another small step towards the croft functioning like a balanced ecosystem, and it’s pleased me no end. *Insert Jean de Florette theme here*IMG_7610 - Copy.JPG